PWT Idol

Kellie Pickled Beets, who was possibly the dumbest of the American Idols (which is saying a lot, since clearly not a one is a Mensa member), was reunited with her ex-con father yesterday in North Carolina. He's been in jail for, get this, STABBING SOMEONE IN A TRAILER PARK.

It's not surprising, really. Anyone who'd wear this to her prom clearly comes from quality folk.

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