Smokin' Jews

In light of “People’s 50 Most Beautiful” and “Maxim’s Hot 100” list, dating service SomeoneJewish.com decided to do their own list; highlighting the top 10 Jews whom other Jews would like to date (aka “Hottest Jews"). They interviewed 200 men and women on the streets of popular Jewish neighborhoods in London. While the Jewish men responded to this survey in somewhat of a normal manner, I’m concerned about the mental health of London’s Jewish women. Their answers not only show just how desperate they are to find a “nice Jewish boy” to shut up their nagging mothers, they also suggest some possible drug abuse in the female Jewish community: lots and lots of crack smoking. I’ve included pictures so you can really get a visual idea of what is going on here.

The hottest Jewish women are as follows: Rachel Stevens, Caprice Bourret, Rachel Weisz, Gwyneth Paltrow and Lisa Loeb. The hottest Jewish men are as follows: David Schwimmer, Woody Allen, Sacha Baron “Ali G” Cohen, Anthony Costa and Jeff Goldblum. Come on ladies. What the hell is this? Just looking at this list of hottest Jewish men makes me want to turn into a nice Jewish lesbian. Here are some alternate suggestions off the top of my head: Adam Brody, Zach Braff, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jason Schwartzman and Liev Schreiber. I'm really surprised Natalie Portman didn't make the lady list -- she's usually the token "pretty" Jew. Judging by these results, SomeoneJewish.com as their matchmaking work cut out for them. Mazel tov! [source]