YOUR 15 MINUTES: Notify the Center for Missing and Exploited Blow-Up Dolls Immediately!

Trenton Camacho, a 21 year-old Iowa man, called police to report the kidnapping of his Friday-night date: his new $30 blow-up doll. The doll, a “hot life size love doll with the printed likeness of gorgeous Superstar Jenna Haze with silky brown hair, perky breasts, a sensuous mouth, sexy silkscreen crotchless panties and the tightest anus for the ultimate fantasy fulfillment” was removed from the USPS Priority Mail package that was left in the common area of his apartment building. You know that totally ruined his weekend.

I think it was a dumb purchase. For $20 more he could've come a little bit closer to the real thing by buying the "Jenna Haze pussy and ass sex toy, a dual entry CyberSkin masturbator cast from Jenna Haze's own pussy and ass!" Although the best deal for this guy would've been to take $50, go to a local dive bar, get a girl drunk, take her home and have sex with her. Think about it, for $50 he'd get laid AND save himself the embarrassment of having stories about him and his missing Jenna Haze blowup doll with silkscreened crotchless panties posted all over the internet –that’s a deal of a lifetime. [source]