Sweet Child, What Have You Done to Yourself?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I often sit back and wonder what Axl Rose is doing with his life. I thought I had the answer a few weeks ago when Axl was spotted at Stereo but I've come to find a new answer; after all this time, Axl has been secretly morphing himself into a less-sunburned, cornrowed Danny Bonaduce.