What's Wrong With This Picture?

According to Us Weekly, this guy (aka Academy Award Nominated actor Jake Gyllenhaal): Is dating this girl (aka Olympic snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler):...and she's going to move to LA to be with him. Gag me with Ryan Seacrest's anal beads. If Gyllenhaal needs a beard he can call me. I guess if worst comes to worst she'd be easy to makeover into a man. [source]