Friday, June 16, 2006

African births are the new black


Did y'all see that Dateline last night? My favorite part was when she told Matty that "I love money." Peaches, if you're trying to rehabilitate your image, I don't recommend chewing gum like cud, dressing like a pregnant trailer-park whore, and painting your nails with Bonnie Bell purple sparkles.

Anywhoodle, did you hear that our fave pop princess is thinking about having her next tater tot in Namibia? Wherever did you get such an original idea? Oh, BritBrit, you are no Angie. And K-Fed is for SHIZ no Pitt. And let's be honest--SPF is no Shiloh, Zahara, or Maddox.

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3 comments:

dino said...

omg why didn't she comb her hair before that interview... shit was all tangled...

Anonymous said...

I'm just going to hope Matt's wardrobe department realized they'd have to dress him severely down to make Brit look a bit less trashy, and the best they could come up with was fug.

Next time guys, go to Walmart with $15, buy a wifebeater, flannel shirt, and whatever their $5 jeans brand is.

Shoes are optional, jacket should be camo or at least 'Don't Shoot Me' hunter style.

Anonymous said...

She could squat in the middle of a Macdonald's & drop baby number 2 & no one would give a damn or a second glance.
I just wish this no-talent moron & her white trash clan would just go away. Maybe they could get a nice place in the Appalacian mountains where they would fit right in.