God Was Busy Playing Friday Night Poker, He Couldn't Answer His Prayer Line.

Have no fear you "700 Club" fanatics, Pat Robertson was not aboard his Leer Jet that crashed Friday. Not that I expect any Pat Robertson fans to read this blog. I'm sure I offended them 752 posts ago. That's it. Two people were killed in the crash. Sorry about the loss...I'm sure Pat will broadcast a Christian prayer for you. Two crazy, Christian Republicans down, too many to go. Yes, I did just type that but I meant it in a sincere, not-going-to-hell kind of way. [source]