I'll smack a bitch up, part DEUX

Or in 16 years or so. The (ahem) reputable folks at FOX are reporting that we've not yet seen photos of the young Thetan Suri Cruise, because no one would buy her photos. You just know that in 2022, Shiloh's going to meet Suri at some party in the Hills, one of the two is going to drink too much, and somebody's ending up in the pool.

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