Maxim-um Shamming

Yep, Maxim is right. This is Jessica Simpson as we've never seen her -- in a red-ish/brown wig with the giant bump airbrushed right off her nose. I did see her in a red-ish wig once in her desperate attempt to look a little latino to fit in at the ALMA awards, but never like this. Maxim is highlighting the "world's most horrifying pets" but they really should highlight "the world's most horrifying wigs." That wig horrifies me. Simpson nose versions 2.0 give me a new respect for nose imperfection. Ashlee's surgical snout and Jess' photoshopped schnoz make them look hotter, but they now look like average bimbos as opposed to extraordinary bimbos.