Thursday, June 01, 2006

Skankalepagus

Dearest Mimi:
You appear to have emancipated yourself right into a stripper's discount clothing store. Sweet Jesus you look like a total prostitute. One of those back-alley types from the HBO specials "Hookers at the Point" not a $2,000/night Charlie Sheen during his better days kind of girl. I'm not sure what look you were actually going for with this outfit but as soon as I saw you, the lyrics from Dr. Dre's song "Bitches Ain't Shit" popped into my head. In case you don't remember 1992, it was the last song on Dr. Dre's "The Chronic" album and it goes a little something like this "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick. Gets the fuck out after you're done.” So Mimi, unless you really are a bitch who is both a hoe and a trick and you like to suck on Snoop Dogg's and Dr. Dre's nutz and dick respectively and then leave shortly thereafter, I highly suggest you dispose of that dress immediately. - Love xine.P.S.Will someone please write "class" on her next grocery shopping list.

1 comment:

dino said...

this is the funniest thing i have EVER read!!!!!!