There Was A Young Lady Who Lived In Her Shoe

... because she spent all of her money on them and couldn't afford a house. Lindsay Lohan reportedly hired a hypnotist to help stop her spending binges. Lindsay has been known to spend $100,000 a day, once allegedly blowing $20,000 in 20 minutes. Her stylist says "her closets are overflowing with things like $8,000 Prada dresses and $2,000 Balenciaga bags. She has so many clothes, she never even wears some of them!” Forget a hypnotist...I just think she needs a stable mother and father...or a babysitter... a little bit of love... and maybe some anti-depressants. I personally can't wait until she's a washed-up Balenciaga bag lady. [source]