So Many Wrongs

It's comforting to know that there wasn't some kind of stylist/publicist involved in Britney's disastrous "Garbage Pail Kid" look during her Dateline interview. She really needs to stop visiting the church of Sean Preston and go back to Kabbalah. I know it might be hard to afford both Kevin Federline and Kabbalah, but I really do believe the red string warded off the Evil Eye and enough of the honky that she didn't always literally look like a Beverly Hillbilly.

BRITNEY Spears needs guidance. "Dateline" staffers were shocked when they showed up with Matt Lauer to interview Spears last week and found the pop star alone in her Malibu manse. "Neither of her publicists, Leslie Sloane Zelnick or Nanci Ryder, showed up," said our source. Spears insisted on doing her own hair and makeup - a regrettable decision. Web sites derided her hair as a "rat's nest" and, when she started crying during the interview, one of her fake eyelashes fell off. "When [the NBC crew] got there, they thought they had the wrong day . . . During the interview, no one was there to rein things in," we're told. Spears, when asked about Kevin Federline being with a pregnant Shar Jackson when they first met, shot back, "Julia Roberts' husband had a pregnant wife when he hooked up with Julia, but no one ever talked about that!" Spears wore flip-flops, a see-through tank and micro-mini jeans. Reps tried to control the damage on Friday. "They asked NBC not to release footage to places like E!," said a source. Asked why Spears was on her own for the interview, Sloane Zelnick said, "Britney is a grown-up and makes her own decisions." [source]

Poor Britney, all this time she's been using the "Julia Roberts did it and she's an Oscar-winning actress, so why can't I?" excuse and Danny Moder's ex-wife wasn't pregnant when he hooked up with Julia. Damn. Now how is she going to justify it?