Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Takin' It To The Grave

Lindsay Lohan shows us exactly HOW bad she wants that Chanel modeling gig. These two look like they bought one of those two-in-one, broken heart necklaces where the two charms fit together like puzzle pieces spelling out " best friends forever.” Lindsay just can’t seem to keep her grubby little hands and lips off Karl Lagerfeld (graduating from “daddy issues” straight into “granddaddy issues"). Will you look at how desperately that poor girl needs a male figure in her life? These pictures reek of future wrist slashing, “why doesn’t he love me” despair. She's so transparent. Earlier today I wrote about Lindsay’s publicist calling her a slut, let’s just hope Karl isn’t one of those SEVERAL overseas-men she’s dating. Someone should really let her know that kissing a corpse doesn't get you any closer to a modeling contract. You think she would've learned that in elementary school like the rest of us.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Karl "dating" Lindsay???? He isn't called the queen of fashion for nothing

Anonymous said...

look at his grubby sausage fingers hanging out of those black leather gloves.

i just threw up on my desk.