Monday, June 26, 2006

YOUR 15 MINUTES: Me Not So Horny

La Place, a body-lotion store in Boca Raton, FL, was listed as a "manufacturer representative for cosmetics and/or lotions." But detectives say its advertisements in adult magazines such as "Xcitement" and "Adult Fun 411" feature scantily clad Asian women and suggest a different kind of operation. Well I’ll give you four choices of what kind of operation it might be: nails, dry cleaning, take-out or we all know what’s going on behind those red silk curtains. It’s always the scantily clad Asian bit. They manage look exotic, sexier and less cheap than scantily clad white women. Customers would pay $40 to $80 to enter the store and then were taken to a back room, where they were told to "get comfortable." Then women that looked like this would come in and do the deed: She might’ve been a professional “lotion applicator” but she is not a professional eyebrow applicator. From the advertisements customers expected thin, slanty eyes not thin, slanty eyebrows. The good news is that she's been arrested so she won't be fucking your husband during his lunch break anytime soon. [source]

1 comment:

adrienne said...

As SOOOON as i saw that photo i KNEW you were going to comment on that B's eyebrows.... whew! what a disaster! do you think she shaves them, then paints those ones on w/a stencil kit she bought at the drug store?