Celebimals

That's right, folks. The Portmanteau of the Day: Celebimals.

The poor little barefoot Britneyroo (careerisoverum) is worn down and burdened from always having to lug the Freeloading Federline Lizard (paraciticus wannabeus africus reptilia) around in her pouch. The Lizard sits back, cracks open a 40 ouncer, and daydreams about one day becoming a big rap star. He never has to lift a finger to do anything other than keep the Britneyroo knocked up. What a life the slimy little Lizard has.

Michael K of Dlisted suggested to the artist at Gallery of the Absurd to draw Angelina as a Rhino with Brad picking flies out of her ears. The artist accepted the challenge and created the Rhangelino (homeus wreckerus) and the Brird (subservius hunkus).

All courtesy of Gallery of the Absurd