FASHION FIX: She Is Beautiful, No Matter What We Say (about her ugly-ass clothes)

Remember the days when we could hardly get Christina hAguliera to wear pants...when she wore pants they were SOOO extremely LOW rise that you could practically see her cooter stubble?Well times have changed and it appears as if Christina has gone to the other extreme for her new, "more serious" album. She went from a 2-3 inch rise to a 23 inch rise, 8 buttons and a pair of suspenders. Her shit is on lockdown! She might as well just bring that waistline up her armpits and call it a day. Those shorts make her torso looks like a little, stubby, shiny-pink-pinstriped sausage. It's like they sacrificed so much fabric in the construction of the high waist that they ran out of fabric for the actual leg portion of the shorts. Nobody took her seriously when she was running around in those assless patent leather chaps, panties and a bra but if she keeps walking the road of high-waisted mini- shorts, she better be ready for some more “worst dressed” lists. Why can’t the girl just wear something normal for once? She even has enough money to hire Rachel Zoe like the rest of the celebrities with no fashion sense and enough money to hire a woman who produces clones of herself.