Celebrity Clone: Hell's Kitchen Edition

Here's a picture of Keith, a contestant on Hell's Kitchen and Sloth from the Goonies. These two both look like they were scraped off the bottom off an oven in hell's kitchen. Isn't it a requirement that all chefs must be hot? ...at least on TV? Starting now, everyone who cooks food for me must look like Christiano Ronaldo. Keith Age 28
From South Hampton, NY
Occupation: Chef/Bartender/Hell's Kitchen Contestant

[source - Thanks Colleen and Deb H!!!]