FASHION FIX: A View of Country Clothin'
My dear friend (and faithful blog reader) Sarah decided to stay home from work today. While she was sitting on her couch with her cat and her bon bons (I added those for dramatic effect), she caught an episode of The View. Elizabeth Hasselbush, the most Republican of them all, wore an interesting outfit today so Sarah decided to send me a picture message via cell phone. 
Now I know this picture isn't the best -- it's a picture of a television taken with a cell phone camera -- but it should do for now. Sarah informed me that the dress is long and puffs out at the bottom. The print is that of a blue picnic tablecloth: 
Here's what we have to say about today's outfit:
- She looks like a picnic table
- She’s three days late and a red scarf short of the 4th of July.
- Why isn’t she out on that prarie milking her cows?
- Wait, isn’t that the neighbor from Mama’s Family?
- RIIIIIICOLA!
- Please don’t tell me they’re going to remake “Hee Haw.”
- What's missing from this picture? Pigtails and a confederate flag.
- For just $3.99 you can own a copy of Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s hit “Redneck n’ Republican” album.
- That’s Elizabeth Hasselbeck? I thought it was one of Star Jones’ leftover feedsacks.
- She took her “Look for Less” show a little too seriously and started shopping at the five and dime.
- She just showing her secret support for the BLUE states.
- Can anyone say Mariah Carey/Dreamlover era?
3 comments:
this was good. maybe you could start one of those "create the best caption for this photo" thingy. you know, post pictures of like star jones and brtiney and see who can come up with the best one-liners :)
She's getting ready for her new stint as a waitress at some redneck truck stop after she gets kicked off of the view.
Good to see this one made the blog. I wish you would have called off of work so you could have seen it too...and I probably was sitting with my cat. :)
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