FASHION FIX: What Not To Wear

In a recent study, 10 out of 10 Celebhijinx readers responded well to posts making fun of Perez Hilton's extreme lack of fashion sense. Here's another one:

Perez Hilton has really outdone himself this time. He went from a pink polyester suit with his name on the back to a worn-out white shirt/white tie/printed tee under a dress shirt combo meal. Where are Stacy and Clinton when you need them? It's funny because Perez always credits some person named Dana Dynamite and the folks at Ben Sherman for his look. I'm not sure if he's using them as a scapegoat for ugly ass or if he's really thanking them. Whatever the case, I’m sure this Dana person is extremely nice, but I recommend they be shot for their contribution to this outfit.

So the moral of the story: The next time you should feel the urge to wear a white shirt with a printed t-shirt underneath and then top it all off with a white tie, remember my contraction of wisdom -- DON'T!