"Lindsay Is SO NOT hot" giggle giggle giggle

Paris Hilton hasn't grown up since the "FIRECROTCH" incident ... not that anyone expected her to. On Saturday, Hilton turned up at the Lia Sophia jewelry clambake at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu, where her nemesis Lindsay Lohan was holding court with new squeeze Harry Morton. "Paris was hanging out with Brandon Davis, her sister Nicky and Bijou Phillips," reports a spy. "She made it a point to whisper and laugh very loudly the entire time, snickering behind Lindsay's back." Lohan retreated with Morton to a back bedroom where they couldn't hear Hilton's malevolent cackle...probably while they were getting it on! Later that afternoon, as Hilton strutted past Lohan's corner, one of Morton's friends jumped up and faked a kick to her bony backside when she wasn't looking.

Paris Hilton acts like that one nasty, insecure bitch girl we all knew in MIDDLE SCHOOL. There's a reason for that: Paris never graduated from high school. In fact, she barely went to high school at all. The last structured social enviornment Paris experienced was middle school. She went straight from middle school to dancing on tables. She laughs because she has such a limited vocabulary that she's incapable of coming up with witty ways to dis someone. She couldn't even come up with the unwitty "firecrotch." Her friend had to make that up for her. [source]