Low Rent Bitches

It's been about 30 seconds since we last heard from former blimpo turned bug-eyed sack-o-skin Star Jones.

As it turns out, the Fox News Channel has no interest in hiring Star Jones, recently booted from ABC's "The View," and network executives are ticked off that In Touch magazine reported they were giving fatty a job.

"This is what happens when a low-rent publication like In Touch tries to break news," scoffed a Fox News flack. "It's no wonder their magazine is an industry joke."

Woah Fox News. Way to put the smack down. Seems awfully courageous and outspoken for a television news channel that's known to be the most biased name in news today. I don't feel like Sack-o-Bones Jones wouldn't fit in there anyway. With Fox News Channel's extraordinary right-wing tilt, how would Star Jones explain that fag husband of her's?

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