Price of A "World's Sexiest Woman"? 30K

What can you get for $30,000?

2006 C-class Mercedes Benz
A college education (state university)
15 Christian Dior Gaucho Large Saddle Bags
91 tickets to Madonna’s summer tour
A mobile home aka trailer
24,000 Hot Pockets
A date with Esquire's "World's Sexiest" Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel auctioned herself off to help a teenager who lost her leg in a prom night limousine accident. That's sweet. It would've been sweeter if Jessica just gave the girl $30,000 instead of pimping herself out for charity. I bet she even writes it off as a charitable donation on her taxes. [source]