Questionable Quotes: Britney Spears

Here's some rambling from a Stream of Consciousness on Britney Spears' website:

Tiger! Tiger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry.
-William Blake

"In some ways, people are a lot like animals. I'm mesmerized by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger."

Oh the mysteriousness! I'm sure this was Britney's attempt to show Kevin that she's deep. She figured Shar doesn't read poetry and then write profoundly meaningful passages in response to her feelings...she's black y'all...she doesn't read or write. Brit wanted to remind Kev that he's lucky to have such a smart, philosophical wife. …and she wanted to remind the rest of us that she’s still an emotional mess. If she wasn't pregnant I'd say she was drunk when she wrote this. Although, she's "country" and if "country" people drive with their babies on their laps, I'm sure they drink with babies in their stomachs. [source]