Wednesday, July 05, 2006

She should name the baby "My Crotch"


If you read the source, it distinctly looks as though a 14 year old wrote it, which might indicate that the author is Nicole Ritchie herself(who has the body of a 14 year old boy and the likely IQ of such). Anywhoo, it appears that Ms. Paris wants to have lots of babies and name them after her favorite places:

She says, "I want a large family but I haven't found the guy. I wanna name them London and Paris and I was thinking China.

"But I already know a couple of Chinas so I don't want that one now."


Poetry. Pure poetry, my friends. That said, I expect that her REAL favorite places have more to do with coke and anal sex than with the Big Ben and the Louvre.

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