Special post-holiday Hoff

Xine's dad may have been on to something. Turns out Mr. Man was ejected from the tennis matches at Wimbledon because he was "steaming drunk." My favorite part is this--when staff banned him from the bar, he yelled "“You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.” He calls himself The Hoff. He couldn't get any more perfect.

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