Um, it's not karaoke. Okay?

This story's for Dan.

A wasted Jackie Chan and a microphone. Here's the scoop:

Ming Pao Daily News quoted the 52-year-old action star as saying onstage that he was drunk.

Chan suddenly jumped on the stage Monday night and demanded a duet with Lee. He then tried to conduct the band but stopped and restarted the music several times, the newspaper reported.

As the awkward interruption dragged on, audience members started to heckle Chan, who replied with an insult, according to the report.

I don't think I'd be heckling Jackie Chan, even if he was wasted. That dude can wax-on-wax-off you to death!

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