ARETHA!! Put That Shit Away!

At first glance, you might think the image above is in reference to Aretha Franklin's boobs - and you're not 100% wrong. In fact, my reaction to Aretha Franklin's boobs was pretty much the same, cept I got over super fast. A quick, "that's why I'm gay," for self-reassurance, and I was all set to go.

But seriously, two masterpieces by artist Edvard Munch have been recovered two years after they were stolen from an Oslo museum - one of them, The Scream, picture above, and Madonna were found in a police operation. "We are 100% certain they are the originals. The damage was much less than feared," police said. They had been missing since two armed men ripped them from the wall and threatened staff at the Munch Museum in the Norwegian capital in August 2004.

Police said no new arrests had been made and the two gunmen who stole the paintings in the first place remain at large. Much like Aretha Franklin's tits.

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