If They Could Only Photoshop Elisabeth Hasselbush Out Of This World

Rosie O'Donnell is about to start her little stint on 'The View' and it looks like they Katie Couric-ed her promo picture to make her less monster dyke/more daytime television. Rosie confirmed the Photoshopping in her R-blog (I think). Here is the passage -- *warning* you need a top secret spy decoder:

they retouched katie …yea….and they airbrush
everyone in everything we see on tv or in print EVERYTHINGi did a movie called beautiful girls an ensemble piece
by teddy demme
uma tin matt mira me
i saw the poster and said aloud
“i didn’t know courtney cox was in this film”
it wasn’t courtney - it was me i called my agent – laughing
she called harvey w
i was on the phone listening
he said
so what- she should thank me - she looks a lot better and that
my friends
is hollywood the suit i wore that day is a size 16
it was very expensive
which means it is really more like an 18 my a&f turtleesq cargo shorts
r size 36
all my t shirts r xxl
shoe size 9 i saw the view black suit photo on drudge
and i vote yes
it was photo-shopped
look at the amount of white space
between my arm and body
barbara and elisabeth seem to vanish
there in my underarm thinnest
yes i say
photoshop
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