A Boring Ending

Remember all the Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen divorce drama – the name calling (dick face, fucking nigger, pregnant cunt), the websites with underage girls with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other, the online profile with the photo of Charlie’s "his erect penis, " etc?

Well it’s all come to a boring end! Denise Richards reached an "amicable" divorce settlement in her bitter battle with Charlie Sheen yesterday, resolving custody issues in an L.A. court. Richards agreed to drop a restraining order requiring him to stay 300 yards from her and their two daughter. Meanwhile, the actress shows that she can still play the sexpot in this sizzling photo in the September issue of Harper's Bazaar . "The dynamic of Charlie and me just didn't work," she tells the mag. "We are two very different individuals. But when I met him, I really fell in love with him. Like everyone else, I'd heard about his past, but I couldn't comprehend it. I've never done drugs, never been around a prostitute, never known any porn stars. I couldn't even fathom that life style . . . Thank God we're able to end it now instead of spending 10 years together being unhappy."

I don’t know if I believe she’s never done drugs, been around a prostitute or been friends with a porn star. If you couldn’t fathom that lifestyle, why would you marry a man who lived like that for years? After all the voicemail hostility, I expected this one to go out with fireworks, glass breaking and some black eyes! [source]