Celebrity Clone: Essentially Everyone

The other day I was reading a tabloid and I mistook a picture of Ashlee Simpson for Heidi Klum (which is a REAL compliment to both Ashlee and her plastic surgeon). Why do a majority of people who are famous, or want to be famous, look the same? This isn’t rocket science but here’s a fun little cross-section of Hollywood to prove this point: Kristin Cavallari resembles Lindsay Lohan’s mom. Lindsay Lohan’s mom resembles Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee Simpson and her new nose, at the right angle, look like Heidi Klum. 3/5 of the cast of the Real Housewives of Orange County wish they were Heidi Klum. 3/5 of the cast of the Really Desperate Housewives of Orange County have the same blonde hair and horse veneers as Hilary Duff. Hilary Duff was manufactured by the makers of Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson is on the slippery slope to become the next Jemma Jameson. Etc.