Firecrotch: That's Hot

Here's Xine reporting live with the latest 'Firecrotch' news:

Things are getting hot n' heavy in California between Paris Hilton and oil heir Brandon Davis. Brandon has been living with Hilton at her Hollywood Hills home since leaving rehab in July. His family is selling their home, so Brandon’s been shacking up with Paris at her place off the Sunset Strip but the arrangement is reportedly more than temporary. His clothes, toiletries and even some of the artwork he owns are at her place and there is rumor that the two are dating. It has yet to be said whether the relationship is being hushed because Paris just took a vow of abstinence or because Brandon is greasy. While we are also still unsure if Paris has just mistaken Davis for an Elvis impersonator she met in Vegas or if she thinks Davis is the real "fat" Elvis, we can assure you that she still lacks sophistication as evidenced by the video of her doing her best hyena impression while her linguistically challenged counterpart, Davis, repetitiously practiced his catch phrase “Lindsay Lohan is a Firecrotch.” That is all we have at the moment but please stayed tuned for the latest developments.

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