Get a day job, Rob

Oh, Rob Schneider, you silly little, little man. What makes you think Mel Gibson gives two (or rather, deuce) turd sandwiches about you? Mr. Schneider took out a full page ad in Variety yesterday to chide Mr. Gibson/plug his own new movie. It's not even funny. It's just a sad and pathetic attempt at comedy from a small, greasy, simian-like creature.

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