One Gossip-Column Blind Vice
These Blind Vices are like callisthenics before I return to marathon blogging! Here's another one:
Lordy, you Awful Truth readers are ever proud 'n' pissy, and oh honeys, I do love ya so! And just for your super-duper votes of lurve as of late, I'm shooting a humpy humdinger your way:
There's a fairly talented (not as gifted as he is muscly, that's fer sure) guy who performs in front of the camera. Folks are high-gear gossin' about the boy right now, wondering if he's not having some kind of thing with a big-deal hush-hush homo. Only because, well, let's just say, Beef Slurp-a-Pop (no relation to Slurpa Pop-Off), which is his name, really isn't all that into this guy-on-guy overheated thang he's supposedly having with said celeb dude. Ted-translation: Beef's more into his plastic play-toys than his current boy -toy. Yep, ol' Beef's into the kinda adult playthings that would make even Kim Cattrall wince in painful imagination. And that's sayin' somethin'. Hey, slow down there, Mr. Supersize Stimulator! Don't forget us humans aren't nearly as raunchy and rechargeable (well, at least, not some of us).
It's not:What do I think:
Could this possibly have something to do with Lance Armstrong, Jake Gyllenhaal, Matthew McConaughey riding more than just mountain bikes?
2 comments:
I though Matt and Lance right away when I read it last night.
I have to agree with the Matt and Lance guess. The way it's worded I would say Matt is the fairly talented in front of the camera celeb dude, and Lance is the hush hush homo known as "Beef". Ted-speak is hard to decipher.
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