I'll Take Rock Stars Love Porn Stars for $1000

This famous rocker recently left his sex-pot wife for a famed porn star. Who is Dave Navarro?

This confuses me. Why would you divorce Carmen Electra to be with Jenna Jameson? Jenna Jameson is like a blonder, sluttier Carmen Electra. It probably would've been cheaper to just slap some bleach on Carmen's head, up her cup size, make her write a book or two and let a buddy bend her over a table a few times. On a positive note, expect Jenna to continue her reign as the Queen of Porn. She said she'd quit once she became pregnant but since her marriage to that nobody is apparently over (she better erase the Jay Grinda tattoo off her ring finger) and she's dating Dave Navarro, I don't expect her to pop out baby porn stars anytime soon. Let's just hope Jenna doesn't start using Dave as her newest on-screen partner. He's too close to tranny for my taste. [