Lance Tells Floyd's Mennonite Ass to Shut The F Up!

Floyd Landis, the “winner” of the Tour de France has been suspected of doping. Instead of keeping his mouth closed like most people, Floyd’s been on tour de media spouting off more excuses than a baby daddy on a DNA test episode of Maury. From ingesting something that raised his testosterone to cortisone shots for pain in his degenerating hip to drinking beer and whiskey the night before the test to thyroid medication to his natural metabolism and dehydration – Floyd’s practically written a medical book of reasons why his Tour de France turned into the Tour de Elevated Testosterone.While Lance believes in Floyd, he says "In this day and age, you're not going to get a fair shake in the media. And the more you get out there and talk about it, I have to talk about it. The best is just to let the process play out and get out of the media. ... I would have encouraged him just to lay low." The media, not fair…you don’t say…? In other news, Lance’s BFF Matthew McConauGHEY was seen at a basketball game without Lance (lately he hasn't left home without him)!!! Could it be that Lance was too busy riding his bike for charity Saturday at Indianapolis Motor Speedway?[source]