A Match Made In Queer Music Heaven

WOAH. I guess I forgot about John Mayer for a second and all the sudden, he's sorta fat. No?

Well, regardless, People magazine is reporting that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are dating and it's some sort of big secret or something. Yawn. "She's tiptoeing back into the dating world," a source tells People. "It's the first stage. She's never been happier."

Simpson is currently in New York promoting her new album, A Public Affair, which was released Tuesday – although a bruised vocal cord has quashed any planned performances. Similarly, Mayer had to cancel his Hartford, Conn., appearance with Crow on Saturday due to laryngitis. Isn't that cute? They're already sharing communicable diseases. I bet he put it in her butt.

I say she traded down.



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