Pirelli and the Elderly

Alright folks, a little over a month ago, my trusty partner in crime, Xine, brought you news of Sophia Loren's cameo appearance in the upcoming Pirelli calender.

Well, as it turns out, Fashion designer and uglier/fatter half of Dolce & Gabbana, Stefano Gabbana is less than impressed with screen goddess Sophia Loren's scantily clad pose for the new Pirelli calendar due out in November. The Dolce & Gabbana founder has no idea why the 71-year-old actress attracted such acclaim for the raunchy images, insisting she should have kept her dignity and refused the shoot. He says, "I don't think much of Sophia Loren posing for the recent Pirelli calendar. What was that all about? I mean, she is a beautiful woman but a beautiful elderly woman. "You need to know when to say enough is enough and make room for the next generation."

GOD SOHPIA! WHY CAN'T U JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE ALREADY?

Stefano is a fine example of age-appropriateness. I mean, seriously, it's fine if Stefano is still trying to squeeze twenty-something year-old men into TEENIE WEENIE little-boy bathing suits for his runway shows. That's what old gay men are supposed to do.

The only room Stefano is making for the "next generation" is between his butt cheeks. Don't listen to him, Sophia... you show the world your milky-white-sagass-titties.

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