Thursday, August 17, 2006

The Tenhead Hunter

Christina Ricci is pretty sure she'll never make it onto Hollywood's A-list cause she's too short.
She says, "I don't think that's ever going to happen for me. I'm five-one first thing in the morning, and I tend to look really small on camera. I can probably go as far as Holly Hunter went, then I think that's going to be it. I have a feeling I am way too small."
Let's see... in 1993, Holly Hunter won the Best Actress Oscar for The Piano (remember Harvey Keitel's weiner??). That year, Hunter was also nominated for Best Supporting Actress for The Firm. Christina Ricci is a Golden Globe and Emmy Award nominated actress. I hate to be a BETCH, but Holly Hunter sux, and she still gets more work and awards.
I think Christina Ricci gets less work cause of her big forehead. She's actually a tenhead, and I am the TENHEAD HUNTER! (get it... holly hunter... tenheads... GOD you people are slow today)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, don't forget about Holly in Thirteen. One hell of a movie and one hell of a performance! :-) Christina will never be Holly

Anonymous said...

Awwww shucks guys, leave poor Cristina & her Mars Attacks! looks & forehead alone.
Agrees with lana, she's no Holly Hunter.

Anonymous said...

She's a great actress. Why worry about petty bullshit. Roll with it, girl!