Brandon Davis: The One-Hit Wonder

The novelty of Firecrotch is finally wearing off. Brandon Davis and the one semi-funny thing he’s probably ever said is starting to get old but I’m still going to write about it:

Brandon Davis is hitting the bottle again. At the launch party for Paris Hilton's debut album at Suite in Miami, a drunken Davis climbed onstage and announced to the crowd, "I wrote a special new song called 'Firecrotch,' and it's for Lindsay Lohan!" He proceeded to ramble on, reminding folks about his infamous online video rant against the actress, which led to him checking into rehab in the first place. An insider tells us the "Firecrotch" song is real and was produced by Scott Storch, who produced Hilton's album. Sounds like rehab didn't do much for Davis - who was also seen blotto on Sean Combs' yacht in St. Tropez recently. Since he has already branched out the Firecrotch label to include “Team Firecrotch” shirts and a song, I think his next smart move would be to develop his own selection of Firecrotch premium liquors. Below is a picture of the infamous greasy one with producer Scott Storch, Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton at the launch party. Actually, I guess they're all pretty greasy-looking. Bleh. Is Scot Stortch wearing a yamaka? He's so weird looking. Also, why do the Hiltons insist on wearing these funny-looking belts? Big belts that don't really serve a purpose are supercute (I'm wearing one today) but theirs look like schizophrenic belts that are just TOTALLY out of place! [source]