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Not to be outdone by, well, anyone, Madonna has now devoted herself to helping orphans in Malawi, a site likely chosen for the melodic alliteration with her own name. Mind you, she hasn't actually ever been to Malawi, but she mighta heard that Angie and Brad flew over it once. I'm all for helping babies, but you have to wonder about Madge's intentions. Her orphan center will be Kabbalah-based. She's like L. Ron Hubbard, but with more Gaultier.

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