It's The Day We've All Been Waiting For -- Suri Has Arrived!

Bootleg pictures of the Vanity Fair shoot featuring Suri Cruise are here:
Yes folks, this is the baby that will be known as Suri Cruise for the rest of her life. Poor, sweet little thing. While I can't tell whether she's part Asian, an alien or a robot...I can say that she looks like she already hit up Jessica Simpson for some hair extensions. That is one full head of hair! Is Elvis the biological father? [source]

Here's a clearer picture of Suri and her baby toupee: