Tuesday, September 05, 2006

It's The Day We've All Been Waiting For -- Suri Has Arrived!

Bootleg pictures of the Vanity Fair shoot featuring Suri Cruise are here:
Yes folks, this is the baby that will be known as Suri Cruise for the rest of her life. Poor, sweet little thing. While I can't tell whether she's part Asian, an alien or a robot...I can say that she looks like she already hit up Jessica Simpson for some hair extensions. That is one full head of hair! Is Elvis the biological father? [source]

Here's a clearer picture of Suri and her baby toupee:


crispanic said...

that's weird they had a two dimensional oriental baby. yes, i said oriental.

hellocolleenie said...

haha. oops. i copied your hair extension comment by accident.