Lindsay Morgan Lohan Morton

Almost two weeks ago we brough you two stories about Lindsay Lohan's possible engagement to her mega-rich boyfriend of like three weeks. Whatshisname was caught on film buying something at Cartier and shortly thereafter, Lindsay was wearing a ring on THAT finger. At first her mother denied the engagement...but you know that piece of trash was sitting at home praying to God that she could get some Morton money. Now it's reported that Lindsay called her mom recently to tell her of the engagement. Let's hope Harry Morton listens to the words of Kanye West "we want pre-nup, we want pre-nup." These Long Island golddiggers can go from one billion to zero in 2.3 seconds - you know they'll clean him out before he can say "daddy issues." I'm still confused as to why a seemingly normal, non-famous. super-rich guy who doesn't do drugs or drink would propose to Crazy Lohan after only a few weeks together.

Speaking of crazy...take a look at that outfit. The only thing missing from that outfit is a shopping cart. She seriously looks like a skinny, young, unmedicated schizophrenic bag lady. It's like she robbed Kate Moss, Sienna Miller and Pete Doherty and only stole their lack of fashion sense. Such a follower.