Oh Fuck.

Bored at work? Maybe you've just eaten your breakfast and your stomach is slowly settling. That oatmeal just isn't sitting right today for some reason. And that corn you had last night for dinner is about to make it's way back into this world, and it doesn't look much different on the way out, if you know what I mean.

Well, whatever ails you this morning, it doesn't compare to the wrenching pain this video will inflict upon you. It's Screech-longdong-Diamond - doing something gross - in a hotel - with two girls - and it ends with a Dirty Sanchez.

MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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