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The crack rock behind Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's marriage has officially been completely smoked. Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from her husband, Bobby Brown, her publicist told The Associated Press on Wednesday. Publicist Nancy Seltzer declined to reveal where or when Houston filed the divorce papers, and said the singer had no statement to make. "I can just confirm that she has filed for divorce," Seltzer said. Houston and Brown wed in 1992 and have one child, 13 year-old Bobbi Krack-stina. These two have been one bad wig and dirty fur coat away from divorce forever. Unfortunately for Whitney, when she wed Brown, she divorced her career. I think it's way TOO late for a reinvention a la Mariah Carey. On a positive note, I guess this is good news for Osama bin Laden. Maybe now he has a chance with the love of his life. Honestly, even Osama is like a step up from Bobby Brown and he definitely has the drug connections. A match made in Islam. [source]