A Touch of the Downs

Clay Aiken has been appointed to serve on the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. How would you like to play along at home, dear reader? Here's a little mix-and-match game! Choose any or all of these related topics, and use them to write your own joke:

a.) the happy marriage of George Bush and Intellectual Disabilities

b.) the happy non-binding civil union of Clay Aiken and Intellectual Disabilities

c.) Paula Abdul's affair with Intellectual Disabilities and subsequent divorce from reality

d.) the incontrovertible fact that many special needs workers are lesbians (see also: Clay Aiken's haircut)

e.) bareback gay porn (because that's always funny)

Enjoy!

[source--thanks Ryan!]