Friday, October 27, 2006

Anorexia Chronicles: Excuses, Excuses

Poor Nicole Richie. She has to go to Fat Camp...to get fat. Nicole's publicist admits that Nicole has finally sought help at a treatment facility to address her inability to gain weight but denies she is receiving treatment for an eating disorder.

"She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition," spokeswoman Nicole Perna said in a statement. "It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder."

So let's explore this statement. Nicole is NOT seeking treatment for an eating disorder - she's seeking treatment for nutrition. There's a nutrition problem. She's deficient of nutrients. Isn't that just a fancy way of saying the bitch doesn't eat? Think about it...we all know Nicole is skinny so either:

  1. The publicist is lying and she's in rehab for an eating disorder.
  2. Her publicist thought she could outsmart us by saying it's a nutrition problem not an eating problem.
  3. She is seeking treatment for a drug problem that's causing her to be skinny.

That's it. I don't have a degree in nutrition but I know bullshit when I see it. I don't buy any bullshit excuse about being "naturally thin" because the bitch was a big old tub of Fatty Boombatty not too long ago. What does she want us to think? All of a sudden she developed a supersonic metabolism. Judging from the pictures in the next post, Nicole's stylist must have the same "nutrition" problem. I wonder if it's contagious!!! [source]

2 comments:

sarah said...

I've read stuff where she said she was skinny all her life and the bloat was from the dope she was on.

Anonymous said...

She's full of shit, literally.