Anorexia Chronicles: Excuses, Excuses

Poor Nicole Richie. She has to go to Fat Camp...to get fat. Nicole's publicist admits that Nicole has finally sought help at a treatment facility to address her inability to gain weight but denies she is receiving treatment for an eating disorder.

"She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition," spokeswoman Nicole Perna said in a statement. "It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder."

So let's explore this statement. Nicole is NOT seeking treatment for an eating disorder - she's seeking treatment for nutrition. There's a nutrition problem. She's deficient of nutrients. Isn't that just a fancy way of saying the bitch doesn't eat? Think about it...we all know Nicole is skinny so either:

1. The publicist is lying and she's in rehab for an eating disorder.
2. Her publicist thought she could outsmart us by saying it's a nutrition problem not an eating problem.
3. She is seeking treatment for a drug problem that's causing her to be skinny.

That's it. I don't have a degree in nutrition but I know bullshit when I see it. I don't buy any bullshit excuse about being "naturally thin" because the bitch was a big old tub of Fatty Boombatty not too long ago. What does she want us to think? All of a sudden she developed a supersonic metabolism. Judging from the pictures in the next post, Nicole's stylist must have the same "nutrition" problem. I wonder if it's contagious!!! [source]