Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Boy George is a Hateful Faggatron-Slut

In an upcoming documentary for British Channel 4, Boy George admits that he not only spends hours perusing the interweb for available sex partners, but also is not ashamed of indulging in paid gay BUTT sex.

"I like gay sex. Straight people have been doing it for years. Prostitution is the oldest, most respected profession. I don't think there's anything wrong with it."
That's right, Boy George. Don't work on perfecting your craft. What's the point of trying to revitalize your career? You may as well be cruising the interweb for some dirty brown hole to shove your dingle into instead. Or maybe you'd like me to grease up my forearm and ease it into your brown hole instead. And while we're on the topic of holes, here's some stuff that's been spewing out of Boy George's hole. **not the brown one though**

"If you're a common-or-garden homosexual, then maybe, but not if you're a fag like I am. I'm not an Elton Joyh type of gay. I'm not vanilla (into boring sex)."
Boy George doesn't count Sir Elton John as a gay role model cause he's into vanilla sex.
"Madonna... I just think she's a vile, hideous human being with no redeeming qualities. There's nothing nice about her. I've never heard anyone say anything nice about her at all. And anyone that's ever met her she's been vile to. Vile, full of herself - so unspiritual. How has this woman got away with it for so long?"
Jealous much?
"It's been quite grounding, because I have no structure in my life. "The media has this image of me as this big faggot sitting on cushions all day eating grapes. But I'm a real person - I have a Hoover, I don't have a cleaner. So the idea that I can't pick up a broom and shovel is ridiculous."
On picking up trash in NYC.
Brooms are meant to sweep up broken glasses, Boy George. Not for shoving into asses. Ok?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I've met both Madge and Sir Elton and I think George is right on the mark.