It's 49 In Dog Years

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe's marriage finally bit the dust after 7 long, pregnancy-rumor-laden, "we WORK HARD at our marriage," Hollywood years. God, it took them long enough. Was it the Oscar that broke the camel's back? Who knows. The real reason for the split probably lies somewhere between Reese making them go to church on Sundays and the recent rumors about Ryan screwing some slut in Canada. For entertainment purposes, I don't think this is going to rank up there with Paul McCartney beating his one legged wife with a ketchup bottle...although I do remember reading a recent blind item about a goody-goody Oscar winner drinking too much in Vegas and throwing up in the elevator. Can you imagine…Reese Witherspoon vomits? [source]