Maybe If She'd Eaten in the Past Two Years...

No, this isn't a video of the catwalk casulty on ANTM last night... although that one was a DOOZIE too. Yikes. I'll see if I can't find a clip of that. People falling make me laugh. And don't you worry, I do my fair share of falling too. It happens from time to time when the only thing I eat all day is warm water with lemon and maple syrup. What? It's like the coolest new diet. Just ask any girl named Lisa.

One poor model had not one, but two incredibly embarrassing falls at yesterday's Vivienne Westwood show during Paris Fashion Week. Holy shit. I mean this video just gets more painful as the seconds tick. I wanna to reach out to her frail tiny frame and tell her it's going to be alright. I might rather watch the video of the croc hunter's last minutes on earth than watch this again. oy.

Click the picture above to see for yourself.

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