Multiple Choice: Lindsay Lohan and her Bulge

In this picture it appears as if Lindsay Lohan('s) ...

a. keeps her dick tucked.
b. is smugglin' a kilo in her cooch.
c. tights are serving a dual purpose of 'tampon catcher/fashionable leg covering.'
d. has balls.
e. uterus fell out.
f. is going broke so she makes her own maxi-pads out of toilet paper.
g. is giving us a peek at that stick that's lodged in her ass.